IT'S TRUE, HOMESCHOOL KIDS ARE LACKING

Yes, it's true. Home-schooled kids do lack some of the social skills of other kids their age. Here are a few:

1. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be able to relate to the drug culture.
2. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be able to relate to violent peers.
3. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be able to converse well using profanity.
4. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be able to let adults know that they are smarter than the adults.
5. Home-schooled kids are too good at conversing with adults since they have been deprived of age-segregated    classrooms.
6. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be swayed by the opinions of their peers and are, therefore, less likely to fit in.
7. Home-schooled kids are more likely to stay dependent on their parents.
8. Home-schooled kids are more likely to stay involved in church activities instead of having the thrill of hanging out with their peers.
9. Home-schooled kids are more likely to put their self interests aside for others and, therefore, are less likely to get their "rights."
10. Home-schooled kids are more likely to get a good education and, therefore, miss out on the thrill of working in a McDonald's for the rest of their lives.
11. Home-schooled kids are less likely to have older kids instruct them to say "words your teacher has never heard come from a child's mouth before."
12. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be able to collect welfare, so they will actually have to work for a living.
13. Home-schooled kids are less likely to have peer pressure push them into early sexual activity so they will miss out on getting Father's Day or Mother's Day presents before they graduate from high school.
14. Home-schooled kids are more likely to grow up respecting their parents and, therefore, rely on them for advice instead of getting to figure everything out on their own.
15. Home-schooled kids will never know the intimacy of gang involvement.
16. Home-schooled kids are less likely to understand why adultery among national leaders is okay.
17. Home-schooled kids are less likely to be overly dependent on others so they won't fit in as well in a one-world government.
18. Home-schooled kids will never be involved in school sports so they won't understand why being a star quarterback is more important than being well-educated and kind to other people.
19. Home-schooled kids are more likely to home-school their own kids and thus condemn future generations to these same horrible consequences.